Posted 5 days ago
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
tumblrbot asked

Hmmm… Well my tablet and laptop are pretty important…but food…and bed….

Posted 5 days ago

It`s such a shame that we play strangers

Posted 6 days ago

My imaginary / metaphorical anaconda don’t wanna socially participate in any populated atmosphere whatsoever.

Posted 2 weeks ago

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(Source: resettles)

Posted 2 weeks ago
iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

Posted 2 weeks ago

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

(Source: nuocmamboi)

Posted 2 weeks ago

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

stelmarias:

I feel like I’ve misled the 200+ people that have followed me within the last two days like hi I’m Nina I’m aggressively bisexual, I’ve had five cans of coke in the last two hours, and yesterday I sharpened all of my nails down into points.

Posted 2 weeks ago

clippie:

also im tempted to blow all my money on sharpies like literally all sharpies are on sale rn like who allowed this 

Posted 2 weeks ago

Shapoopy is life. Shapoopy is love.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck)

Posted 3 weeks ago

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

(Source: sickassbonedragon)

Posted 3 weeks ago

laugh-til-ya-fart:

I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second

Posted 3 weeks ago

nayx:

5+4 is the plebeian method according to the Great Tome of smelly underwear

(Source: in-catz-we-trust)