Posted 1 day ago

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

Posted 1 day ago

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

Posted 1 day ago

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

Posted 1 day ago

airbenderedacted:

sexhaver:

soundcloud has gone too far

SO THIS IS WHERE IT’S FROM

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Love me hair c:

Posted 5 days ago
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hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(Source: catsfurever)

Posted 5 days ago

commongayboy:

me in middle school: i’m not gay
me in a room full of hot guys now:

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Posted 5 days ago

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

Posted 5 days ago

A lot of people have bad ideas on Satanism. Read their 11 rules.

whitewitchh:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly…
Posted 5 days ago

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.