Posted 4 days ago
jontheklein:

*gasp* #wtf #gifs #lol

jontheklein:

*gasp* #wtf #gifs #lol

Posted 4 days ago
jontheklein:

Omfg I’m gonna punch a wall to restore a manliness. #cute #dog #gif #canteven

jontheklein:

Omfg I’m gonna punch a wall to restore a manliness. #cute #dog #gif #canteven

Posted 1 week ago

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

khansfringe:

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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Posted 1 week ago

dirtsbag:

interests: bad jokes and tall boys

(Source: gagmeniall)

Posted 1 week ago

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

Posted 1 week ago

sopheos:

IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE NO WINDOWS THE BATHROOMS ARENT EVEN LOCATED ON THE OUTER WALLS ITS LIKE CONCRETE CONCRETE AND MORE CONCRETE SHE LIED AND MY SIBLINGS WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER AND SHE WAS SO POPULAR THAT THEY HATED HER GOD IM SO ANGRY

Posted 1 week ago
"If I see one more gun..."

(Source: prettiestcaptain)

Posted 1 week ago

condom:

clubpenguln:

i gotta find my old posts so people know im famous

AMELIAS BACK

Posted 1 week ago

condom:

Hi

When a condom says hi… you might wanna change it before you continue…

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

Posted 1 week ago

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

(Source: 949520)

Posted 1 week ago

nystic:

this is important please spread

Posted 1 week ago

snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

Posted 1 week ago

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)